The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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