margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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