We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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