Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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