we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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