oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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