I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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