You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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