normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
worst night to have a conscience
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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