watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
