How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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