it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
