i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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