I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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