Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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