She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
