Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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