Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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