Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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