You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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