NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
two words...techno handjob
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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