so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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