I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i scared a bird with my dick
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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