Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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