we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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