Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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