can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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