How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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