We're facebook friends in real life
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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