Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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