I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
God, I missed his penis.
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