you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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