Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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