I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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