Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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