Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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