Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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