similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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