There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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