is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
As shirtless as possible
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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