i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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