If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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