remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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