STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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