You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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