Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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