Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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