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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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