I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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