Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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