I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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